You can try to tell me that this Bacon Lombardi trophy isn’t awesome, but you’d be wrong. This is pretty much the greatest thing ever. It’s like the real Lombardi Trophy, except it takes a lot less blood, sweat and tears, and it tastes way better. Thanks to Intentional Foul for bringing this piece of amazingness to our attention.

Other goodness:

Mandatory viewing: “I’m From The Old School” featuring Mike Singletary [Sports Untapped]

Darrell Green is still faster than you, running a 4.43 forty, at age 50. [Fanhouse]

Drew Brees will now have the bullseye on his back, after winning the Super Bowl. [Shutdown Corner]

Drunk driver Donte Stallworth has found a home with the Ravens [Cleveland.com]

Shawne Merriman and Tila Tequila have settled their little dispute. Unfortunately, she kinda won. [PFT]

Speaking of the Chargers, they’re looking to trade Antonio Cromartie. Who wants him? [Dueling Couches]

There’s nothing awesome about the Steelers, but this ‘Burgh fan at Mardi Gras amuses me. [PSAMP]

Enjoy your week, everyone.

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