You can try to tell me that this Bacon Lombardi trophy isn’t awesome, but you’d be wrong. This is pretty much the greatest thing ever. It’s like the real Lombardi Trophy, except it takes a lot less blood, sweat and tears, and it tastes way better. Thanks to Intentional Foul for bringing this piece of amazingness to our attention.

Other goodness:

Mandatory viewing: “I’m From The Old School” featuring Mike Singletary [Sports Untapped]

Darrell Green is still faster than you, running a 4.43 forty, at age 50. [Fanhouse]

Drew Brees will now have the bullseye on his back, after winning the Super Bowl. [Shutdown Corner]

Drunk driver Donte Stallworth has found a home with the Ravens [Cleveland.com]

Shawne Merriman and Tila Tequila have settled their little dispute. Unfortunately, she kinda won. [PFT]

Speaking of the Chargers, they’re looking to trade Antonio Cromartie. Who wants him? [Dueling Couches]

There’s nothing awesome about the Steelers, but this ‘Burgh fan at Mardi Gras amuses me. [PSAMP]

Enjoy your week, everyone.

All of the Staches will be cataloged in our NFL Mustache Hall Of Fame. If you have any tips on some Unforgettable Free Safety Follicle Follies please email us the tip @ NESWblogs-at-gmail.com.

Dave Wannstedt NFL HOF Mustache. How in the world could he be out of the NFL Mustache HOF? His nickname is Wannstache. Nuff said!

Each day we describe the stache in one word
Dave Wannstedt’s Stache = Wannstache

All of the Staches will be cataloged in our NFL Mustache Hall Of Fame. If you have any tips on some Unforgettable Free Safety Follicle Follies please email us the tip @ NESWblogs-at-gmail.com.

Mike Ditka NFL HOF Mustache. Well we would not have the Chris Farley playing a SuperFan if we did not have Coach Ditka coaching Da Bears. We would have never of had the question asked “What if the hurricane was named Hurricane Ditka?” and that questions would not have been taken as so seriously.

Each day we describe the stache in one word
Mike Ditka’s Stache = Coach

All of the Staches will be cataloged in our NFL Mustache Hall Of Fame. If you have any tips on some Unforgettable Free Safety Follicle Follies please email us the tip @ NESWblogs-at-gmail.com.

Jeff Fisher NFL HOF Mustache. Jeff Fisher has been around the league for a while now. He kept the stache whilst countless others have come and gone. He kept the stache looking good, and very symmetrical. Symmetry is huge is the world of mustaches.

So even though he might lose all of his hair on the top of his head, due to Vince Youn’s amtics, lets hope he keeps the stache.

Each day we describe the stache in one word

Jeff Fisher’s Stache = Symmetrical