Michael Vick will be picking up his Ed Block Courage Award on Tuesday. I won’t even go into my thoughts on the many reasons he doesn’t deserve the award, but I think it’s safe to say that most people with a functioning brain would agree with me on that. Going back to playing professional football in the face of a bunch of PETA hatred isn’t “courage”. It’s what every other ex-convict WISHES he could do. If you’re blessed with the athletic ability that Vick has, I would even go so far as to say it’s EASY. But anyway, enough of my ranting. Vick will be picking up the award on Tuesday, along with a member of each NFL team, and they’ve already had to change the rules for him, because crown reaction might be a little different from the norm. No more autographs, no more meet-and-greets… just another stuffy awards ceremony for guys who get accolades heaped on them on a nearly daily basis.

More interesting notes:

Shutdown Corner takes a look at some of the best free agents that could help your team this year, both on offense and defense.

Some of the latest rumors (nothing concrete here, folks): Julius Peppers and/or Darren Sproles to the Panthers, Peppers to the Redskins, Donovan McNabb to the Rams (in a trade), Adalius Thomas to the Dolphins, Darren Sharper to the Giants, every linebacker available to the Broncos. Once the bidding opens up, things are going to get interesting very quickly.

As exciting as free agency is, nothing compares to the NFL Draft. The post-combine hype right now is incredible. People are even paying $160 for a chance to get an autograph from future 2nd or 3rd round pick and NFL nobody Tim Tebow.

The always entertaining KSK gives us an interesting profile on one of my favorite prospects (for me to poop on), Jimmy Clausen.

Speaking of Clausen, the Redskins appear to be a little more interested in him than they should. I’m not saying Jason Campbell is the best thing since sliced bread, but when your offensive line is among the worst in the league, doesn’t it make sense to get some protection before you throw another QB to the wolves?

Brady Quinn is on the trading block again (or still)? I’m interested to see which team(s) will continue to think this guy has a future in the NFL. In case you can’t tell from my tone, I don’t think he does. He was overrated coming out of college, and makes up for his fragile mental makeup with far too much gym time than a QB should ever bother with. If he spent half as much time studying film as he did in the weight room, he’d be a lot better off.

Last but not least, Chad Ochocinco is the latest in a series of viral ads from Reebok. They’re… ummm… provocative, to say the least.

Mike Ditka NFL HOF Mustache. Well we would not have the Chris Farley playing a SuperFan if we did not have Coach Ditka coaching Da Bears. We would have never of had the question asked “What if the hurricane was named Hurricane Ditka?” and that questions would not have been taken as so seriously.

Each day we describe the stache in one word
Mike Ditka’s Stache = Coach

Chris Farley NFL HOF Mustache. This one goes out to everyone’s favorite “Fat Guy In a Little Coat”. How in the world could anyone have any ill will towards this lovable funny man? I can not be a cynical sports blogger when it comes to Farley. I have nothing but respect for him, and wish he was still here.

I still use the “That was me” line whenever I burp in a crowded room, and especially when it is just me and one other person.

Each day we describe the stache in one word
Chris Farley’s Stache = Missed
The Super Fans video is below the pic.

Walter Payton NFL HOF Mustache. The first inductee to the “NFL Mustache Hall of Fame” will be Sweetness. I must admit that I grew up a little past Walter’s prime, but I have reruns, I have stories from his fans, I have football cards, … I have NFL Films.

It is my summation that Walter Payton is the favorite running back of the NFL films crew. Have you ever seen them talk about him. Walter is Steve Sabol‘s idol, and with good reason. Walter embodies everything you want in an NFL running-back. He has unbelievable speed, quickness, agility, toughness, grit, and a sweet stache.

Each day we describe the stache in one word

Walter Payton’s Stache = Sweetness
Video below the pic.