Hello, ladies and gentlemen. As you know, I’m Patrick Gordon, and I’ll be the one giving you all kinds of interesting and informative pieces of NFL news, as well as some fun stories to entertain you during your day.

You may have seen me previous (and for the next few weeks) at FanIQ.com, where I’ve been unleashing my shenanigans full-time for over a year now. If not, feel free to check me out. Obviously we’ll be focusing on football here, and specifically the NFL, but over there, I wrote about anything and everything in the sports world, from the ladies of MMA to Lebron’s free throw dunk to Star Wars sports jerseys to cheerleading scandals to athlete-celeb lookalikes.

I plan on having a good time over here, and also talking a lot of football, all throughout the year. Stick around, because this will get interesting.

p.s. I am still working on my own ‘stache, but maybe I’ll post a picture when it reaches a glorious Selleck-esque status. Don’t hold your breath.